(Spoof of 'Walking In The Air')

I've fallen up the stair...
I've damaged what hugs close my thigh...
My goolies down below are throbbing as I cry...
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I'm holding them so tight...
I'm writhing in pain, they're turning blue...
My visions going black, I don't know what to do..
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Why is my voice so high?...
I hope this is some twisted dream...
I'm trying to see through tears as relentlessly they stream...
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All I did
Was take a step
Upon my household stair...
Then the sound
Of bollocks cracking
Upon my banister...
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I think I see the sky...
Grandma's calling out to me...
She's saying don't be such a wuss your not dying you just hit your goolies...
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I've fallen up the stair...
I need an ice pack for between my thighs...
I better get up and sort my self out before anyone sees me cry...
I've fallen up the stair...
I've fallen up the stair...