Ah luv the Ull accent,
Tho ah wish ah dint.
Ah nhoh et confusis tuhrists
Wen theh eah fuh uh stint.
Ah slerr en disugreemunt
Wen ah, en disbuleef, say “nhoh”.
Ah do the saym wen am lost
An askin wehh tuh ghoh.
Ah extend uh won syllubul vawil
Wen askin ef yeh larken ou-ut
An tern uh too entuh uh three
Wen ah ask wot ets abou-ut.
Ah liyk tuh thenk et wuh the Viykins
That entud Inglund up the Umber,
That settuld en the airieh
An upon ez wud accent lumber.
Soh ef yuh fink yuh foht uffects me,
Am eah tuh sayh et dunt;
Soh al speek ow ah wonnuh speek
An yuh cun sod off yuh COULDN’T!