I came to my senses at some point
Wondering what had just transgressed
And that's when I must have noticed again
The way that woman was dressed!
Then bang! It must have happened again
Because I came to all out of whack
And as my vision cleared, my eyes fell
Once more on that heaving rack.
Wham! 'Not a-bloody-gain', I thought,
Retaining more bits of thought each go
So this time I averted my eyes
To resist blacking out if I saw.
I told her what she'd done to me
she said "Well try looking at my eyes".
But I'm not falling for this new trick
As she's already had me Titmatised!