(Spoof of 'Teenage Kicks' by The Undertones)
Are toddler tasks so hard to complete
Anytime you put shoes on their feet?
Another parent will have understood:
Wish they were still; it would be so good
I have to hold them have to hold them tight
Get toddler kicks all through the night
I'm have to confiscate the telephone;
They steal it off the cradle when they're left alone
I need a short break oh I need it bad
And when they nap, its all I've had
I have to hold them have to hold them tight
Get toddler kicked all through the night, ow my thigh
Oh toddler tasks so hard to complete
Why won't they keep their shoes on their feet?
Another parent would have understood
Wish they stay still; it would be so good
I have to hold them have to hold them tight
Get toddler kicks all through the night
I'm had to confiscate the telephone;
They dialed emergency services on their own!
I need relaxation oh I need it bad
And when they sleep, its all I've had
I have to hold them have to hold them tight
Get toddler kicked all through the night, ow my side
I have to hold them have to hold them tight
Get toddler kicks all through the night, oh shite